Things that my children will never say, or do, around me again...out of fear...for their safety.
Tasha - "Mom, did you see my ring on the counter?"...UMMM, what do you mean did I see your ring? The BRAND NEW class ring that you've had for LESS THAN A WEEK....YOU KNOW, THE ONE YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE OFF YOUR FINGER, EVER????? THE ONE I JUST GOT DONE PAYING FOR BECAUSE YOU WANTED IT SO BADLY, EVEN THOUGH I DID NOT WANT TO BUY YOU ONE AT ALL?!?!?! THAT RING????????