Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Sexy boots??

I must admit, it's always kinda been a fantasy of mine to have a pair of super sexy knee, or thigh, high black boots to wear to bed one night, hopefully only shocking my husband into fantasy land and not actually sending him to the hospital in the midst of a heart attack from laughing so hard....somehow I pictured them in conforming leather with heels, instead of padded with velcro though....

Friday, April 23, 2010

Alien Erotica....

Yeah, I know, it's completely intriguing isn't it. Say it, go ahead, just SAY IT...put some sexy in your voice and just let it roll off your tongue all nice and slow...now you're addicted, you'll be sayin' it in place of everything now...trust me, you WILL. Alien eRotiCaaaaaa.....

Anyhow, this came from a FB post made by a friend of mine that does online writing for a living. She came across an ad for writing "Paranormal Erotica", they were paying a penny per word for accepted submissions of up to 5000 words. I've been SERIOUSLY contemplating it, but I keep coming back to a picture in my head of geeky little Trekky alien freaks, in their little silver space ships, with glowing green hard-ons, needin' a little sumpin' sumpin'....EWWWWW.